She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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