If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I've blown a few things in my day
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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