do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
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Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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