they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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