I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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