we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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