that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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