Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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