don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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