its not stalking. its research.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
