K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is