That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."