How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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