I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
