READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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