so that wasnt chicken after all
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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