i barfeds in our rink
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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