YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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