Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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