he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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