We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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