I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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