i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
This is the high leading the old right now
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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