I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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