my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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