saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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