have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
