Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
