bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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