How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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