So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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