I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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