I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.