Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We just shotgunned beers for America
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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