He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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