Why are handjobs necessary in class?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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