youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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