where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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