Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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