Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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