we're blogging at a bar
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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