I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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