You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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