we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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