Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Still dying that you shit outside
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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