I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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