I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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