I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
is wine microwaveable?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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