I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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