Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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