The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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