The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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