Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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