Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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