well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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