Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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