I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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